Steve's Original Blend of High-Quality Journal , manufactured original , all natural blend since 1908
"Supplying the journal industry with high-quality, privately-manufactured journals, taken directly from the source. No middle-man, no hassle - Steve's Original , A Generation of High-Class Engineering

ONCE DAILY TAKEN ORIGINAL BLEND SHOWN TO REDUCE STRESS IN MOST INDIVIDUALS. DO NOT USE ORIGINAL BLEND IF PREGNANT, MAY BECOME PREGNANT, HAVE A HEART CONDITION, HAVE SEVERE ABDOMINAL PAIN, HAVE A JOINT STIFFENING PROBLEM, CANNOT SWALLOW WITHOUT ASSISTANCE, UTILIZE A PROTECTIVE AIR STREAM FILTER, ARE WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER FOR SIX (6) OR MORE DAYS, ARE IN NEED OF DIRE MEDICAL ATTENTION DUE TO BURNS, ARE UNABLE TO REACH PHONE DUE TO PROLONGED INJURY CAUSED BY DELIBERATE ATTACK, ARE UNABLE TO DIAL PHONE IF IN REACH DUE TO LOSS OF ONE (1) OR MORE DIGITS, HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, DO NOT REQUIRE AN OXYGEN TANK, DO NOT WORK, DID NOT FILL OUT TAXES, OR ARE A CONVICTED ASSAILANT IN NUNAVUT.

Following is a short testimonial on the regenerating and rejuvinating effects of ONCE-DAILY ORIGINAL BLEND JOURNAL FORMULA , by Doctor. Alicia F. Brackett

"Now, I understand that the vast majority of the scientific community may easily dismiss my claim's as false, however I am not here to provide a sufficient scientific explanation to a public which, as I am aware, would gain no practical use of it. No. Instead, I am here today to tell you about what Original Blend Formula has done for me. You may remember Steve's Original Blend from back in 1873. As a retired history professor at the University of Fillsworth in Martendale, Illinois, I have long studied the effects that this formula had on the market of the late nineteenth century.

After emigrating from France during the 1830s, Steve had been born on a small farm in South Carolina. Following the successful founding of a small health food store in 1866, Steve introduced a revolutionary new formula. Originally, it was called Dexotrox, short for Dexomobalphic Bitroxon Fluid . It was the introduction of this revolutionary new formula which sent his store off the charts. His son, Steve Jr., founded Dallsworth and Co. in 1908 in Hasburg, Pennsylvania, to manufacture esclusively Dexotrox. It was this move which solidified the product during the twentieth century, and has allowed it to flourish in the twenty-first century following ithe discovery of its potential uses in journal entries.

Dexotrox, now known as Original Blend, has been the hallmark of journal entries in the second millenium. It has been my pleasure to discover its beneficial effects, which have greatly enhanced the overall aspects of my own personal journal entries. The last thirteen years, during which I have utilized Original Blend in my every day life, have proven extremely beneficial to both my health and the health of those around me. It is with this praise of the highest regard that I must give both my gratitude and personal thanks for this wonderful, wonderful product."

- Dr. Alicia F. Brackett, PhD, 1994, Department of Scientific History and Studies, University of Fillsworth, Martendale, IL

"It is with both great sacrifice and great regret that all mankind shall come to know. It may even be said that the saving grace of our fall from Heaven may have been institued long before the initial doctrines were drawn up. It may even be said that from our destruction we would benefit greatly. Of this, my friends, I speak of our one true ally. That which is immortal, and that which at the same time has no life in and of itself. I am talking, of course, of Steve's Original Blend Journals. Without it, I am afraid, the fittest course of action may have been the near-self deprivation which had pervaded upon us for so long. Let it not be in vain, friends, when I tell you that it has saved us. It has saved us not only from ourselves, but from the onslought which has slowly taken over every man and woman's soul; the process of aging. For now, I say, that Steve's Original Blend shall be given highest honors in our court of prestige. All shall salute the grace, the respect, the sheer wide-eyed awe of such a product, and in our time, friends, you and I will come to know these wonders at their fullest extent." - Colonel F. B. Hynes, 103rd Regiment, Redskin Company, 3rd Airborne Division, United States Airforce


How's it going everybody? This is Steve. I was originally just going to write a journal entry with a fancy name, but I wrote a whole damn advertisment, testimonial, and strange and vague military quote before I got to my actual journal. So, anyway, how's it going?

I'm not quite sure what I was going to write here. I guess I'll start off with the fact that it is now Spring, and April is on Sunday. I'm really happy about that. The pond is almost thawed out and I will be able to go fishing real soon. We are halfway through the second semester already. That's good news, because I really hate Spanish. I hate Spanish alot more than I do math.

What else? Uhh...I'm going to join the Air Force. That will be good. Basic Training here I come! Heh. I want to join the Air Force because I think it's the only place in the world where I would feel very comfortable. I don't know if I'll enlist or attend college first and eventually OCS. I'm leaning towards college at this point, because it gives me more oppurtunity if and after I am discharged from the service.

Uhh...I also am no longer crazy about God, I'm kind of the way I was before.

Uh...hmm. I just about finished welding a guitar stand together in school. It's to hold up my bass guitar - a Fender Jazz Bass. It's real nice, I like it. I've just got to get a little better on bass right now, and hopefully start getting real lessons.

That's about it. I guess I'll see you later, on MSN or DA, or whatever. Bye.

-Steve